List of ancient beings on earth right now
Tommy Wiseau
Eric Andre
Keanu Reeves
This is Jeff Goldum erasure
Eric and Jeff are both like… Young immortals, a couple hundred years old
Keanu is a healthy fully formed immortal, a good 2-3 thousand years old
Tommy wiseau predates modern man, and has gone mad with eternity
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