waaaaaayward-assbutt:

deepspacepirate:

The word “moist” is the Number One universally reviled word in the English language due to both its definition and the way it sounds. Similarly gross words include

• chunks
• curdling
• squirt
• munch
• bulbous
• pustule
• sink
• squirm
• slippery

Which got me wondering, can I elicit the same emotions with words that have no meaning? And the answer is “Yes, yes you definitely can.”

So here it is: words and phrases that elicit “thanks, i hate it!” by sheer negative sonority

• scrungo
• beesechurger
• mingus
• hurgling
• tungus
• Scrimmy Bingus and the Crungy Spingus
• slurm
• chungus
• crungle
• gunch

But did you know you can make it even worse by combining them??

• bucket of curdling chunks
• the pustulous gunch muncher
• your squirming tungus
• this crungy beesechurger
• a squirting chungus
• the slurm sink
• a slippery mingus

And my all time favorite

m y ⠀m o i s t ⠀s c r u n g o

I just lost 800 brain cells and died a little on the inside from reading this

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